i <3 ny

This weekend was my beginning to saying adieu to the northeast for the next four years (tears will ensue...). I visited my lovely friend for an awesome weekend of Fleet Week debauchery. Historically, Fleet Week has been much larger, with hot sailors in tight pants all over NYC. This year, sadly, our dear fuck of a president has ruined, yet another thing-- only 3,000 sailors this year. And that doesn't even account for sailors that might be in pesky "relationships" OR "boring." So, there were many sailors to see, but not many to have inappropriate dealings with.... ohh the sadness. BUT, not to worry: the weekend continued with or without the sailors. 

1) We went for brunch with unlimited champagne at Nero's. Let me just tell you: give two semi-lushes unlimited access to champagne and a few scraps of food and you have a good fucking time. Follow that with pedicures in mid-town (we were clearly drunk if we were hanging out in mid-town at any place other than Bamboo 52) and perfect eye brows at the Anastasia salon at the Times Square Sephora, and you have a good fuckin' time. Of course we felt the need to CONTINUE drinking champagne once we got home at 5:30 pm... so that lead to a way early night. I know: lame, but you have to give us the credit of drinking champagne for a good 8 hours straight at break-neck speed. 

2) Of course we went back to Bamboo 52. Awesome bartender who happens to be family friend + adorable gay boys = fantastic time. This was after the 8 hours of champagne, so we lasted a good 45 minutes before calling it a night. 

3) Sunday was when the weekend really picked up-- ladies, a word of advice, Joshua Tree. It is a shit show and a half, and fucking fabulous. That's all I can say: a lady never kisses and tells. and yes, I AM a lady; even if I do drink bottles of champagne during the day. 

Monday night it was back to dirty DC. Though, I'm kind of glad to be here. Only a month and a half left. I have a lot of debauchery to catch up on here...